12 years ago
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The toothbrush
This morning I was brushing my teeth and Mallory was in the bathroom with me. Shortly after I begin brushing Mallory says to me, "Mom, I put that toothbrush in my booty." "WHAT?!" I say, yanking the toothbrush out of my mouth. "WHY?" Mallory replies, "because it was scratchy." She never cracked a smile and was dead serious. It was like, doesn't everyone use a toothbrush to scratch their booty? I'm hoping it was really Daniel's toothbrush and not mine, however I'm heading over to Wal-mart right now to replace them both!!!!
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Oh my word! :) HAHAHAHA! That is hilarious!
Oh. my.
Kinda makes me wonder what else she has scratched her bootie with...mjl
AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!! That absolutely cracks me up.
So so funny!
i love children.
Now that's funny! Yuck.....
Thanks for the comment too, I appreciate the prayers.
Now that is something that you do not want to hear while the toothbrush is in your mouth. It cracks me up though. Leave it up to kids to come up with interesting solutions to problems.
My friend Erin sent this to me. I know I don't know you, but I can totally relate. That is hilarious!
Peace and Hugs,
Becca
Oh no!!!! Glad she told you then and not later... enjoy thoe new clean and fresh toothbrushes!!!
Your girls are precious!
Are you sure she and Nelson haven't hung out?
Laughing out loud! Hope you had some mouth wash handy.
NOOOOOOO!!! I think I'm going to replace my toothbrush too!!
I just read this to Jake and Jordan and Jake is dying to know, did she scratch her crack or her cheek? Oh I hope I'm not giving them any ideas!
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